Emperor Rathskellar David Quay
Watch your back George Lucas!  Quay Quay Quay is gonna justly criticize you.  And then stab you!

 

 

 

 

 

High Priest David Silverstein
NRathskellar's very own slice of AEPi.  This man is completely frattastic!  The quintessential essence of "Slayer B."  I hope I can get with his mom!

 

High Priest Allison Lee
Smart, witty, and way too ridiculously cute sometimes.  But don't let that fool you!  She's actually clever, intelligent and precious!
Amanda Sheres
Mandy Leigh Tidball!!!!  Speaking of which... PARTY AT THE TIDBALL HOUSE!  Right about.... meow!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baron Von Artistic Design Carlton Wall
Carlton enjoys walking in the parks, and chocolate.  But mostly, he enjoys punching people in the back of the head three times while sparring! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eric Reeser
Born a long time ago, and then he died.  Wait!  That hasn't happened yet.  Now he has the ability to...live with Stahl! 

 

 

 

 

 

Melissa Roy
Still awaiting lab results which will verify Melissa is not a crazy, mind bent, mutant morphing person as a result of prolonged workings in Hell. 

 

 

 

Matthew Hechinger
Born in a moderate sized town in America, Matt's resume for improv impresses even Statler and Waldorf!  At the young age of 6, while on performance, Matt dazzled audiences by showing he doesn't bleed blood like you or I, but instead a luminous bile that's funny.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

David Stahl
Not a bathroom Stahl. Not a car Stahl (like the Ghettosled). Rhymes with mall. Not a gonna-kill-Carlton-after-he-reads-this-uncreatice-bio Stahl.

 

 

 

         

William Tuegal
It's Tuegal!  It's Tuegal!  He rolls down stairs, and over chairs and over the neighbors dog!  But always remember kids, apple juice before orange juice before apple before apple before orange before apple....